All Gail Carriger Quotes
- She sifted, sighed, and stared up at the ceiling, trying to think about anything but Lord Maccoon, her current predicament, or Lord Akeldama's safety. Which… Any
- Oh, Herbert," she said pleadingly to her silent husband, "you must make him marry her! Call for the parson immediately! Look at them... they are...,"… Call
- As if being a former vampire drone in a werewolf household were not shocking enough, the maid then opened her mouth and proved that she… Drone
- Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn? Laddy Maccon sighed. "Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed. Alexia
- Alexia had spent long hours wondering over that mustache. Werewolves did not grow hair, as they did not age. Where had it come from? Had… Abused
- What have I done thins time?" he paused to ask before continuing with his oral expedition about her body: her husband, the intrepid explorer. Ask
- Alexia gave in to his demanding touch, but only, of course, because he sounded so pathetic. It had nothing, whatsoever to do with her own… Alexia
- He nuzzled in at her neck kissing and licking her softly just below her ear. Γ’β¬ΕJust a moment Γ’β¬Β he said. Γ’β¬ΕI need a small… Ear
- ...Tunstell was not what one could describe as call subtle. His flaming red hair bobbed up with each pointed and articulated footstep as though he… Across
- Why Alexia that is quite beautiful. It does ot reflect your customary taste at all approved Miss Hisselpenny with glee. Trust Ivy to like the… Alexia
- Later on Lady Maccon was to describe that particular day as the worst of her life. She had neither the soul nor the romanticism to… Appealing
- [She] lost her patience, a thing she was all too prone to misplacing. All
- Why did you want to go and distract me like that? I was quite in my element and everything.' Conall laughed. 'Someone has to keep… Balance
- Floote, what is going on? Do they think I am contagious? Should I assure them I was born with a nose this size? Assure
- You do realise modern social mores exist for a reason?" "I was hungry, allowances should be made. Allowance
- I am entirely capable." "Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them? Bumping
- I like fish," chirruped Tunstell. "Really, Mr. Tunstell? What is your preferred breed?" "Well"--Tunstell hesitated--"you know, the um, ones that"--he made a swooping motion with… Both
- ...you have been fraternizing with warewolves overmuch! Military men can be terribly bad for one's verbal concatenation! Bad
- Lady Maccon cogitated. She would like to encourage this new spirit of social-mindedness. If Felicity needed anything in her life, it was a cause. Then… Cause
- I had a recent delivery of new fashion plates from Paris, and you hardly glanced at the hairstyles. My husband tells me you are still… Been