Funkadelic Quotes

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• You rise as high as your dominant aspiration, you descend to the level of your lowest concept of yourself. Free your mind and your ass…
• Every thought felt as true or allowed to be accepted as true by your conscience mind takes root in your subconscious, blossoms sooner or later…
• Feeling good is the bait that Satan uses to fish for you and me.
• Good thoughts bring forth good fruit, bull shit thoughts rot your meat. Think right, and you can fly. The kingdom of heaven is within.
• The oak sleeps with the acorn, the giant sequoia tree sleeps in it's tiny seed. The bird wait's in the egg, God waits for his…
• Come on, maggot brain.
• She got to be freak of the week.
• They should have seen the bull when he funked the cow. He funked her so hard they saw some smoke.
• The rich got a big piece of this and that, the poor got a big piece of roaches and rats.
• Uninvited into the brain, her body creeps at will, making love unto my thoughts.
• When all the world is counting sheep, I'll count the moments 'til I have to leave your side.
• Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
• I make your whole thang twang.
• Me burger with I sauce on it, a myself sandwich.
• We're soldiers on booty patrol and I'm your thrill sergeant.
• There was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe. He was dreaming of Venus holding his penis and he woke up with…
• Inspire yourself. Your life is you, it fits you like your skin.
• Ever know someone that takes personal the rain?
• Hey lady, won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me.
• The doorman said, no head, no backstage pass.

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