Funkadelic Quotes

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• All you inductees fall in out and form some kind of line or something. I want all the young ladies to stick your chests out.
• I spotted a lady who was on the prowl. I could tell by her makeup and the scent was there.
• She laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick. I was sick with the filthies and she smiled…
• Eenie meanie minie moe, catch a junkie by the toe.
• Jack and Jill went up a hill to get a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill went into a…
• Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC. Along came a spider, slid down beside her, said what's in the bag, bitch?
• Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, if you ain't giving head, you ain't getting in.
• All that is good is nasty.
• Soul is the ring in your bath tub.
• You can find the answer, the solution lies within the problem, the answer is in every question. Dig it?

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