If you're working and your counterpart brings you breakfast or lunch, you must thank him later with a blowjob or thank her… — Ephrem Cali Hardin Copy Share Image
Stop saying you have haters just because someone genuinely doesn't like you. Disliking someone doesn't classify a person as a hater. — Ephrem Cali Hardin Haters Copy Share Image
Love is when your counterpart is sleeping and you make them breakfast in bed with a blunt already rolled on the side. — Ephrem Cali Hardin Breakfast in bed Copy Share Image