“Her name is Mackenzie. She’s got long blond hair and the biggest blue eyes you’ll ever see. She’s almost four. See her… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“All kidding aside, this is a new beginning for Kate and me. A fresh start. I’ll be a perfect gentleman. Scout’s honor.… — Emma Chase Boy scout Copy Share Image
“Impressive pipe,” I tell him. “Should I call you Sherlock?” He grins. “Only if I can call you Princess.” My head toddles… — Emma Chase Sherlock Copy Share Image
“You ever seen A Christmas Story? You know toward the end when Ralphie beats the ever-loving shit out of the bully? I… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“My alarm went off at five a.m., like always. But instead of rising from the bed to go to the office where… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Let me repeat that in case you missed it: ALL GUYS TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS ABOUT SEX. If a guy tells you… — Emma Chase Friendship Copy Share Image
“You said we’re fighting over nothing, and we’re fighting about how you made me feel—so that means you think my feelings are… — Emma Chase Feelings Copy Share Image
“The next time I open my eyes, I’m on the floor, on my back, staring at the water-stained ceiling of The Horny… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“In that same year, NYU conducted its own study. With rats. They implanted electrodes in the brains of male rats and put… — Emma Chase Education Copy Share Image
“Kate, I used to think I knew it all – and then you taught me. I used to think I’d done it… — Emma Chase Life Copy Share Image
“In light of this, I’m not too disturbed about the semi I’m sporting while watching Beauty and the Beast—part of the homework… — Emma Chase Beauty Copy Share Image
“Women. No offense. But she doesn't even realize what she just said. These are her accomplishments. Challenges she's lived through. Shithead was… — Emma Chase Along for the ride Copy Share Image
“Later—about halfway through the same meeting—do you know what she does? She fucking kicks me! In the shin, under the table. “Hmph,”… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I notice that he keeps his head down, his chin tucked—trying to conceal his face. I lift his chin. “This hiding-in-plain-sight thing… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Behind Nicholas, Henry paces back and forth, with a large open book in his hands. “Didn’t we used to have a dungeon… — Emma Chase Books Copy Share Image
“It’s simple guy logic: If a woman is angry? It means she cares. If you’re in a relationship and a chick can’t… — Emma Chase Indifference Copy Share Image
“I sprinkle some flour on the dough and roll it out with the heavy, wooden rolling pin. Once it’s the perfect size… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I’ve kept a tally of the alcohol Ellie’s consumed—three martinis at the dinner reception and four whiskeys neat at the pub. She… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“The moment we walk into the suite, Tommy descends on us. “The Queen’s on the line. On Skype, Your Grace.” Anxiety rings… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I sigh. Because love is all around me. And I’m Ms. Lonely. And then my gaze is moving . . . I… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“There is a visitor, Countess.” “A visitor?” Mother looks toward the rain-drenched windows. “Who would be out in this mess? Has their… — Emma Chase Business Copy Share Image
“Hey—we have a problem. You have some unexpected guests down at the gate. You should go check it out.” Guests? Who would… — Emma Chase Best friend Copy Share Image
“You’re like a Boy Scout, huh?” It’s my attempt at flirting—probably only slightly less effective than Dirty Dancing’s “I carried a watermelon.”… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“What was awesome?” Lady Sarah Von Titebottum, Prince Henry’s fiancée, asks as she walks into the foyer, up to Henry’s side. Henry… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“This thing with you…it’s different. It’s…more. And I’m not too proud to admit that if it doesn’t work out, I’m not going… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Before we get into that, there’s something I want to do first.” There’s amusement in her voice as she asks, “What do… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“And for God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember… — Emma Chase Cinderella Copy Share Image
“So, if you think I’m arrogant? Selfish? Spoiled? You’re probably right. But don’t hold it against me. It’s not my fault. I… — Emma Chase Arrogant Copy Share Image
“As the bills fall into the jar, Alexandra takes her hand. “Come on Mackenzie, let’s go to the American Girl store and… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“When our children were young, Sarah and I decided against spankings, it wasn’t how we wanted to raise them. Now I’m thinking… — Emma Chase Children Copy Share Image
“Love is missing the taste of someone's morning breath. Thinking they're beautiful, even when their nose is Rudolph-red and their hair is… — Emma Chase Adoring Copy Share Image
“Kate, I’m—” I whirl around and point a finger at him. “If you tell me you’re sorry, I will kick your balls… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“She took my razor and kicked me out. Unlike women, guys don’t need privacy. There is no bodily function a man won’t… — Emma Chase Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“You are driving me crazy!” Her cheeks are flushed, her breathing’s fast, and she’s got murder in her eyes. Beautiful. I raise… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I don’t go to church. Not anymore. I’m a lot of things, but a hypocrite really isn’t one of them. If you’re… — Emma Chase Church Copy Share Image
“It was awful,” I say quietly. Then I take a breath and shake off the sadness that’s seeped into the conversation. “But…in… — Emma Chase Communication Copy Share Image
“Old women have a thing for me. And I don't mean a pinch-my-cheek, pat-my-head kind of thing. I mean a grab-my-ass, rub-my-junk,… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Some women can handle a one-night stand. Others can’t. And I have definitely been on the wrong end of those who can’t.… — Emma Chase Night Copy Share Image
“I should have known better. Arguing with Drew is like dealing with a terrorist. He has no boundaries; nothing’s off limits. There… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
