All Elizabeth Jane Howard Quotes
- A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty. Day
- I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late. Gifted
- I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high. Bath
- Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout? Bed
- A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything… Asleep
- It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink. Better
- Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards. Afterwards
- For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus. Bus
- Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call.… Been
- Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early? Ahead
- It's not a luxury if you can't do without it! Funny
- When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on. All
- Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty. Feeling
- You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past. Charity
- The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have… Connected