Elijah

What do Judy Garland and Lady Gaga have in common?

— Elijah

I need some air. I'm still feeling a tad... dead.

— Elijah

I'm Elijah. You've heard of me?

— Elijah

You know, one thing I've learned in my time on this earth Be careful what you wish for.

— Elijah

So not even death can stop my mother from seeking the annihilation of her own flesh and blood.

— Elijah

People are so prejudiced against bisexuals. It's like the only group of people you can still make fun of. Bisexuals ... and…

— Elijah

Let's have the type of night where it's 5 a.m. and one of us has definitely punched someone who's been on a…

— Elijah

The bond of family blesses us with an immeasurable power. But we also must accept what comes with it. It gives us…

— Elijah

No one hurts my family and lives

— Elijah

The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn't exist.

— Elijah

All your nights can't be food nights though

— Elijah