A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year. — E. W. Howe Bad luck Copy Share Image
There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. — E. W. Howe Life Copy Share Image
A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. — E. W. Howe Fear Copy Share Image
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars. — E. W. Howe People Copy Share Image
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. — E. W. Howe Boys Copy Share Image
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I declare my belief that it is not your duty to do anything that is not to your own interest. Whenever it… — E. W. Howe Belief Copy Share Image
Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness… — E. W. Howe Children Copy Share Image
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough… — E. W. Howe Affair Copy Share Image
A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Honesty is largely a matter of information, of knowing that dishonesty is a mistake. Principle is not as powerful in keeping people… — E. W. Howe Character Copy Share Image
It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to… — E. W. Howe Cold Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law. — E. W. Howe Advice Copy Share Image
Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk. — E. W. Howe Desire Copy Share Image
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well. — E. W. Howe Do it yourself Copy Share Image
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week. — E. W. Howe Faith Copy Share Image
Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority. — E. W. Howe Fool Copy Share Image
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. — E. W. Howe Advertising Copy Share Image
There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a… — E. W. Howe Cooking Copy Share Image
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time. — E. W. Howe Business Copy Share Image
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it. — E. W. Howe Argument Copy Share Image
