American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. — E. W. Howe American freedom Copy Share Image
No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less — E. W. Howe Comparison Copy Share Image
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth. — E. W. Howe Friendship Copy Share Image
There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. — E. W. Howe Absurd Copy Share Image
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time. — E. W. Howe Farmer Copy Share Image
A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Somehow, everyone hates to see an unusually pretty girl get married. It is like taking a bite out of a very fine-looking… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Nothing pleases a woman quite so well as to look so sweet that a man wants to kiss her, and then abuse… — E. W. Howe Abuse Copy Share Image
Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
We are not free, it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we… — E. W. Howe Book Copy Share Image
Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a… — E. W. Howe Affair Copy Share Image
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide. — E. W. Howe Advice Copy Share Image
Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity. — E. W. Howe Men Copy Share Image
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself. — E. W. Howe Greatness Copy Share Image
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
As soon as the people fix one Shame of the World, another turns up. — E. W. Howe People Copy Share Image
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. — E. W. Howe Babies Copy Share Image
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back. — E. W. Howe Buying Copy Share Image
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. — E. W. Howe Anniversary Copy Share Image
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking. — E. W. Howe Eating Copy Share Image
Everyone hates a martyr; it's no wonder martyrs were burned at the stake. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
A man has a right to think lots of things he has no right to say. — E. W. Howe Inspirational Copy Share Image
