All E. W. Howe Quotes
- Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking. Eating
- One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool Every Side
- An honest answer is the sign of true friendship. Answer
- When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats. Addition
- A conquered foe should be watched. Conquered
- Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry. Cream
- Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth. Express
- A poem is no place for an idea. Funny
- About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard. Accomplish
- When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. Anything Else
- If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox. Better
- Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail. Certain
- We are not free, it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we never get rid… Book
- We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us. Course
- Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children. Children
- When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind… Advice
- Bravery is knowledge of the cowardice of the enemy. Bravery
- Nearly every man is a coward, if confronted by the proper terror. Confronted
- Probably you have noted the resemblance of the critic to the crank. Crank
- The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. Amounts