All E. W. Howe Quotes
- Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them. Eat
- There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man. Equal
- People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. Big
- Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it. Adaptation
- Some people never have anything except ideals. Anything Except
- People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do. Always Neglecting
- The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship. Due
- As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private. Bed
- All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. All
- The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it. Argument
- Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. Dislike
- Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies. Doe
- No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. Inspirational
- Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made. Broken Promises
- Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start. Early
- A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes. Clothes
- For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. Alone
- Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer. Answer
- Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I… Affair
- Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week. Ago