Best Douglas Coupland Sayings
- Ski boots are the worst. Solid plastic. They'll be around till the sun goes supernova. Around Till
- Kids today do nothing. They're so apathetic. We used to go out and protest. All they do is shop and complain. All
- How can I be a part of the 1960s generation when I don't even remember any of it? Any
- I've given up wanting to make a killing or be a bigshot. I just want to find happiness and maybe open up a little roadside… Bigshot
- The Vienna Franks are a good example of urban white acid folk revivalism crossed with ska. Acid
- I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. Bell
- Time erases both the best and the worst of us. Best
- Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want. Always Kills
- Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. Basically Financial
- Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories, they die. Serves them right. Brain
- I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along. Achievement
- Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. Accidentally
- In the same way you can never go backward to a slower computer, you can never go backward to a lessened state of connectedness. Backward
- There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because numbness encourages laziness, you do fewer things, good… Bad
- On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time… Clothes
- We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude. Decided
- We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place. Dead
- Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living. Blot
- Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos. Blame
- Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life. Dream
- If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling… All
- When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to… All
- When you crop the photo, you tell a lie. Crop
- Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not… Animal
- Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler. Filler
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