Don Herold

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

— Don Herold

If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier…

— Don Herold

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

— Don Herold

“There is nobody as irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. ”

— Don Herold

Some people have nothing but experience.

— Don Herold

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

— Don Herold

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

— Don Herold

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

— Don Herold

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

— Don Herold

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

— Don Herold

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be…

— Don Herold

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

— Don Herold

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

— Don Herold

Interruptions are the spice of life.

— Don Herold

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

— Don Herold

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

— Don Herold

If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

— Don Herold

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want in the moment

— Don Herold

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

— Don Herold

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

— Don Herold

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

— Don Herold

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

— Don Herold

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

— Don Herold

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

— Don Herold

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

— Don Herold