All Dick Van Dyke Quotes
- You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. Butter
- We should never judge a day by its weather. Day
- It means you never know what's going to happen,' I said. 'You do your best, then take your chances. Everything else is beyond our control. Best
- I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing… Answers
- I have also heard and read various accounts of why they [Sheldon Leonard and Carl Reiner] liked me. My favorites? I wasn't too good-looking, I… Accounts
- Life is like a box of chocolates, I'm a nerd and I read books Book
- Hope is life's essential nutrient, and love is what gives life meaning Essential
- I've made peace with insecurity... because there is no security of any kind. Any
- Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was the first time we won an Emmy, that the show… All
- My kids are so much better parent than I was. Better
- Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad. Game
- I never wanted to be an actor and to this day I don`t. I can`t get a handle on it. An actor wants to become… Actor
- I wanted to be a radio announcer. Announcer
- So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence. Alternate
- I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show business. I didn't move in show business circles, particularly, still… Business
- I loved to fall down. Down
- You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now. Episodic
- I have four kids, seven grandkids, and four great-grandkids. Maybe I can become a great-great-grandfather if I hang on! Four
- I was lucky to get the kinds of parts I wanted. I always said I didn't want to do anything my kids can't see. Always Said
- Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. Advise
- Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody. Alcoholic
- I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit. Habit
- A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want to do that kind of thing. Gore
- All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play. All
- Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him. American