All Dick Cavett Quotes
- It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. Favourite
- If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. Chance
- Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself. Censorship
- As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. Accept
- Radio, which was a much better medium than television will ever be, was easy and pleasant to listen to. Your mind filled automatically with images. Automatically
- There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? Cause
- To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. Funny
- Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is… Badly
- I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed… Abc
- Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house. Best
- Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing. Assume
- The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted… Act
- The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they'd word something… Able
- I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I… Away Anything
- If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship. And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there… Acquitted
- Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I… Afraid
- Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen. All
- I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power. Chinese
- There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: 'What's your sign?' Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran… Allowed
- Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now? Age