I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking. -Katherine Mayfair — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
You know what they say; ugly plus money equals handsome! -Renee Perry — Desperate Housewives Money Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself! -Susan — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
I'm taking my champagne and ageing eggs and I'm going. -Bree Van De Kamp — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Don't be angry; be thankful, children are a gift. -Father Crowley — Desperate Housewives Children Copy Share Image
Every time you offer me afternoon sex its because you want something, and its not afternoon sex. -Carlos — Desperate Housewives Time Copy Share Image
We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off. -Lynette — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
This is the way I see it, good friends offer to help in a crisis, great friends don't take no for an… — Desperate Housewives Friend Copy Share Image
And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, 'I told you so.' -Susan — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, 'Hey, I once killed a man.' -Susan — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did, make sacrifices. My mama worked her fingers to the bone for… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore, they abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with.… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
I've never seen so many sweater sets...are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s? -Renee Perry — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
I try to hold my head up and smile and just bake more pies for the church social. But now your ex… — Desperate Housewives Slumber party Copy Share Image
The search for power begins when we're quite young. As children, were taught that the power of good triumphs over the power… — Desperate Housewives Children Copy Share Image
Trust is a fragile thing once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom but once trust is lost, it can be impossible to… — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Nothing is forever and the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew. Goodbye to everything we… — Desperate Housewives Goodbye Copy Share Image
An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight?… — Desperate Housewives Left behind Copy Share Image
We may think we left the past behind, but it has a way of catching up to us. Though we want to… — Desperate Housewives Leave the past behind Copy Share Image
In every housewife's closet there's an article of clothing that tells you more about its owner than she would want you to… — Desperate Housewives Fashion Copy Share Image
I want a sexy little convertible! And I want to buy one, right now! -Gabrielle — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
Okay, yes I am closer to your father than I have been in the past, the bitter hatred has now settled to… — Desperate Housewives Hatred Copy Share Image
How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan — Desperate Housewives Child support Copy Share Image
The only person more self-centred than me is Carlos; he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am. -Gabrielle — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory. -Lee McDermott — Desperate Housewives Memory Copy Share Image
The way I see it is that good friends support each other after something bad has happened, great friends act as if… — Desperate Housewives Being there for someone Copy Share Image
Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong! -Gabrielle — Desperate Housewives Copy Share Image
