“I'm not good with the low-level unexplained. I worry at such things. I'm quite relaxed about the great mysteries of the universe;… — David Mitchell Existence of god Copy Share Image
“Will I be some kid’s dad one day? Are any future people lurking deep inside mine?...Which girl’s carrying the other half of… — David Mitchell Birth Copy Share Image
“There's got to be a nasty or dangerous side to anything enjoyable or there's something wrong, something suspicious and hidden. If everything… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Lunatics are writers whose works write them, Bat." "Not all lunatics are writers, Mrs. Rey-believe me." "But most writers are lunatics, Bat-believe… — David Mitchell Humor Copy Share Image
“People outsourced their memories to data centers and basic skills to tabs.” — David Mitchell Data Copy Share Image
What do I miss? Second-hand bookshops where I can find things I had no idea I wanted. AbeBooks helps, but it doesn't… — David Mitchell Bookshops Copy Share Image
“Your employers evince great faith in your talents, Mr Ewing, to entrust you with business neccessitating such a long & arduous voyage."… — David Mitchell Business Copy Share Image
“all leaders can sense what people’re afraid of and turn that fear into bows and arrows and muskets and grenades and nukes… — David Mitchell Fear Copy Share Image
“one fine day, a purely predatory world shall consume itself. Yes, the Devil shall take the hindmost until the foremost is the… — David Mitchell Fine day Copy Share Image
War may be an auction for countries. For soldiers it's a lottery. — David Mitchell Auctions Copy Share Image
“You can’t go changing what you’ve already set down, not without botching things up even more” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Love is the anesthetic applied by Nature to extract babies.” — David Mitchell Beauty Copy Share Image
“I Din't finish speakin' my cure 'cos Roses schnockoed my face so hard the ground dived forward an' I crashed my jaxy.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
If you’re in your life, chance. Viewed from the outside, like a book you’re reading, it’s fate all the way. — David Mitchell Book Copy Share Image
Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. — David Mitchell Clubs Copy Share Image
“When I was a young man, and the Russkies were going to blow us all to Kingdom Come, we were told we’d… — David Mitchell End of the world Copy Share Image
“In the corridor outside, a trolley squeaks by. The brigadier I knew has left his bombed-out face, leaving me alone with the… — David Mitchell Beauty Copy Share Image
“Ruddy hell, the cold smacked my face with an iron spade! Now I knew why northerners go in for beards, woad, and… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Temple of the Rat King. Ark of the Soot God. Sphincter of Hades. Yes, King's Cross Station, where, according to Knuckle Sandwich… — David Mitchell Blow job Copy Share Image
