Dave Portnoy

We don't take ourselves very seriously and view working at Barstool Sports as a way to avoid becoming slaves to cubicle life.

— Dave Portnoy

I like coal fired. I'm definitely, generally, always a coal-fired guy. Crispy, don't do a ton of sauce, but kind of a…

— Dave Portnoy

I hate hypocrisy.

— Dave Portnoy

The easiest thing to say is, 'I'm sorry.' We don't do that.

— Dave Portnoy

We like sports. We're not apologizing for it.

— Dave Portnoy

I'll speak to anybody, anytime, anyplace.

— Dave Portnoy

We have a long history of our reputation speaking for itself.

— Dave Portnoy

It's strange: There are feminists who like Barstool and then feminists who hate Barstool.

— Dave Portnoy

We will not bow down to the winds of PC culture whichever way they may blow.

— Dave Portnoy

The first time I used 'Viva La Stool,' I was just bragging about something. People grabbed it, and it went viral organically.

— Dave Portnoy

There's so much PC police. There's so much, 'You can't do this, you can't do that.' We're the exact opposite.

— Dave Portnoy

No Barstool writer has ever said or written one thing out of hate or anger. It's always to get a joke.

— Dave Portnoy

I really don't turn the other cheek. So when I feel like I'm being attacked, I don't back down.

— Dave Portnoy

The motto is, control our destiny, do new things, where we talk directly with our consumers and aren't dependent on ad revenue.

— Dave Portnoy

I always wanted to find something that I could wake up and not hate doing. Hating your job was probably my nightmare…

— Dave Portnoy

Everybody is saying, 'ESPN is not cool, no one is paying attention to ESPN, they're all paying attention to the Barstools of…

— Dave Portnoy

Everything related to the NFL, we're banned from. Whether it be Media Day, whether it be even doing negotiations for TV shows,…

— Dave Portnoy

This is exactly why Barstool Sports has to exist. We're one of the few places - maybe the only place - on…

— Dave Portnoy

I want to make a boatload of money and i want to poof and maybe make it on the senior tour, live…

— Dave Portnoy

We're a comedy site and have made fun of every single race, religion, creed and gender. We've made fun of it equally.

— Dave Portnoy

Our readers get what we do, and I don't think about what it's going to look like to the outside world. I…

— Dave Portnoy

We're sick of other people saying what other people should laugh at.

— Dave Portnoy

The people at Barstool Sports are a bunch of average Joes, who like most guys love sports, gambling, golfing and chasing short…

— Dave Portnoy

There are almost no other websites that have the type of readership we do.

— Dave Portnoy