All Danny McBride Quotes
- Kenny Powers' days of burnin' ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference. Ass
- He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. Boss
- From this moment on, you're no longer little kids. You're cold, calculated murderers. This is the mindset you gotta be in if you wanna be… Calculated
- I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. Audio
- Now then. I think your body's awesome, you got great ass, but I'm a little concerned about your bill of health. I'm gonna insist upon… Ass
- This is about real emotions. This is about me, loving you, for real. And not in a just to make me come kinda way, in… Emotions
- I don't like it. Find a way to change yourself for me. Change
- I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless work ethic. Achilles
- I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants. Change
- Besides getting shot in the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? Abraham
- Ah, I recognize your scent. Do you recognize my essence? Ah
- I don't mean to break up a good time here, but I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader. Ya, ya, I'm just kidding. Boys
- It just seems like your face and our friendship is kinda the collateral damage. Collateral
- You're crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Bedroom
- I've had a lot of memories in my life, and sometimes you kinda have to dump small ones to make room for bigger ones. But… Bigger
- How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? Baseball
- You look like a retarded Mike Meyers. It's not a good look. Good
- Remember me, Jefferson Davis Middle. I was your savior. I was your knight in shining armor. And each of you were the chinks upon my… All
- I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. Bro
- How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash can? All