“I love cats, they're great; intelligent, affectionate, lovable, and this one was particularly nice, so picking it up and giving it a… — Danny King Time Copy Share Image
“Firstly, being a local councillor, he was probably a cunt! A real 'book-waving-starch-underpants-wearing-precedent - quoting-sub-section-paragraph-thee-looking-up' sort of arsehole who lived his life… — Danny King Life Copy Share Image