Couples are dating, singles are waiting, hoes are mating, &' real love is fading. — Danish Love Copy Share Image
Knowing you are the last generation to remember life before the internet. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Recpect old people: They graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia. — Danish Copy Share Image
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Being respected by guys is more important than being beautiful in their eyes. — Danish Attraction Copy Share Image
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones. — Danish Phones Copy Share Image