If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday. — Danish Birthday Copy Share Image
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep… — Danish Boys Copy Share Image
There is a special place in hell for those guys who make fake accounts and act to be girls on fb ... — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your… — Danish Bacon Copy Share Image
The BIGGEST challenge in life is to be YOURSELF in a world that is trying to make you everybody else. — Danish Copy Share Image
An apple fell and Newton discovered the law of gravity. Hundreds of bombs fell on Palestine and no one discovered the law… — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
I already deal with this shit in fb and now they starting to pissing me off in sq too... Be aware of… — Danish Fake people Copy Share Image
We are so quick to check our phones for messages but so hesitant to check the Quran for the real messages. — Danish Copy Share Image
EXAMS To your friends: Dude, I'm Going To Fail! To your parents: The Test Was Easy. — Danish Exams Copy Share Image
I hate texting people who don't use smilies. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Facebook status Copy Share Image
People will stab you in your back and then ask why your're bleeding. — Danish Backstabbing Copy Share Image