I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told… — Dana Carvey Confidence Copy Share Image
I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because… — Dana Carvey Character Copy Share Image
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that… — Dana Carvey Achilles Copy Share Image
I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech… — Dana Carvey Censor Copy Share Image
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a… — Dana Carvey Art Copy Share Image
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. — Dana Carvey Comedy Copy Share Image
