All Dan Quisenberry Quotes
- The future is much like the present, only longer. Future
- I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer. Funny
- Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers. Bugs
- Most pitchers fear losing their fastball and, since I don't have one, the only thing I have to fear is fear itself. Fastball
- I became a better pitcher when I found a delivery in my flaw. Became
- It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid… Helping
- Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles. Angeles
- It's easy to enjoy your job and enjoy other people when things are going good. When you're faced with adversity is when the character of… Adversity
- Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home. Attention
- The best thing about baseball is there's no homework. Baseball
- Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have to… Behind
- Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in almost… Almost Every
- A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain. Empty
- I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should ever… Bench
- Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it. Dramatics
- I have seen the future, and it is much like the present, only longer. Future
- If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball. Able
- Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can. Balls
- I lull them into a false sense of security by watching me pitch... If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to… Able
- His contract has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made. Contract
- I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer. Future