All Cristela Alonzo Quotes
- My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having… Back Burner
- The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters. Abandoned
- We grew up devout Catholics, so my trips to San Juan always include going to the churches that we used to go to and lighting… Always Include
- A lot of my material was based on my family. Based
- As a kid, I really wanted to have my own show. But when you grow up in poverty, people tell you nothing is possible. So… Dream
- I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative. Catholic
- It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture. Culture
- I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and… Always Knew
- Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will… Happen
- The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent. Any
- Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot. Grew
- When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want. Different Name
- I love multi-cam. I grew up in a border town in South Texas right next to Mexico, a million miles away from this world... and… Border
- To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience. Audience