“This farmer has a rooster that is growing old, and the farmer decides it’s time to get a new rooster. So he… — Craig Alanson Growing old Copy Share Image
“it. One thing that being in the military had taught me, is that it is better to act and ask forgiveness, than… — Craig Alanson Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“Apparently, you never watched the ‘A Team’. The guys on that show could empty an entire magazine and never hit the side… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“The enemy was not waiting for death, they hit back, concentrating all their fire on the cruiser Never Tell Me The Odds,… — Craig Alanson Death Copy Share Image
“Ah, well, my mother told me that if wishes were fishes, we would all be swimming in riches. Ok, tell me about… — Craig Alanson Money Copy Share Image
“know it’s not a psychic; those are the women on late-night TV who will tell your future if you just give them… — Craig Alanson Credit card Copy Share Image
“Ha! Listen, this guy walks into a bar, with a shopping bag, right? He sits down, puts the bag on the bar.… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“Anyway, as Hannibal Smith of the A Team said, overkill is underrated.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“Under stress, women tended to cry it away. Men tended to get angry and lash out.” — Craig Alanson Stress Copy Share Image
