I take medications every morning and night - they're my breakfast, and they're my dessert. I love them. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think Carmen Christopher is going to be massively huge. He's just too funny. He's got funny in his bones, and he… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
We've switched to text messages, we do anything we can to avoid being on the phone. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I do know I've lived through a bunch of things that people would maybe prefer I keep behind closed doors. — Chris Gethard Behind closed doors Copy Share Image
Part of North Jersey life is that everyone is obsessed with being tough all the time. — Chris Gethard Being Copy Share Image
The bad you see in N.Y.C. is troubling to know when it rears its ugly head. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think there's too many gay jokes in comedy and not enough honest explorations of sexuality. — Chris Gethard Comedy Copy Share Image
I just like testing myself. I just have that thing in me. Whatever it is that people tell me I can't do,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Life gave me a weird path to walk and it wasn't a very traditional path and that's good, I enjoyed it greatly.… — Chris Gethard Definition of success Copy Share Image
I think what I have learned is you can't avoid losing. You're going to strike out a million times. The whole point… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There's a lot of exhibitionists who want to tell their stories anonymously and there's a whole lot of voyeurs who want to… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
In 2002, I was taking an improv class because, as a white male with glasses who was born between 1978 and 1994,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Suicide - when I think of it, to me it means someone had a lot of problems and they couldn't fight through… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
When I really have it together, I think I successfully pull off looking like the exact middle point between Macklemore and Ron… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get gigs in weird, artsy places because weird, artsy people embraced my public-access show, which I could only have done… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people… — Chris Gethard Clown Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, the financial barrier is the biggest leap you have to take to follow your dreams.… — Chris Gethard Barriers Copy Share Image
There's a weird loneliness that comes with being a comedian, especially standup. Even with improvisers, I think there are certain moments of… — Chris Gethard Adrenaline Copy Share Image
I'm hungry in the ways that every artist is, but I also have this extra layer. I've done a lot of things… — Chris Gethard Art Copy Share Image
I'm actually in a funny place now where I'm more secure than I've ever been. My career is more stable than it's… — Chris Gethard Caring Copy Share Image
I have the words "Lose Well" on my shoulder. It's kind of a catchphrase that sprung up from my TV show at… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
For sure I think that at the end of the day if I got started a little sooner on stuff that was… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I had bedbugs in 2005. I felt like a leper. Worse than a leper. At least lepers had a colony they could… — Chris Gethard Friendship Copy Share Image
You need an immense amount of luck and perseverance to even be on the playing field for success on a grand scale. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think the key to improv is always listening. It's embracing. It's positivity. It's hearing things and not shutting them down. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I classify myself as a comedian, but I'm one of those comedians who also acts so that I can split the difference… — Chris Gethard Comedian Copy Share Image
Anyone who lives in N.Y.C. will tell you that getting into a confrontation on a city street is a complete nightmare 100… — Chris Gethard City Copy Share Image
We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The one-word story about why I have a chip on my shoulder is 'bullying.' — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Mania is fun. I won't lie, it's fun. But it's usually followed by a soul-crushing depression. — Chris Gethard Bipolar Copy Share Image
I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing… — Chris Gethard Life Copy Share Image
Bits are fake conversations comedians have because they are uncomfortable being vulnerable with other human beings in any way. — Chris Gethard Being Copy Share Image
Both creatively and organizationally, being medicated has helped me immensely. — Chris Gethard Being Copy Share Image
Any notable moments spent on a subway usually do nothing more than expose human awfulness at its most pronounced. — Chris Gethard Awfulness Copy Share Image
I'm very happy with my decision to go sober. It's helped my life. It's helped my mental stability. — Chris Gethard Decision Copy Share Image
Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule. — Chris Gethard Comedian Copy Share Image
In 2010, I was the star of a sitcom. It came and went pretty fast. But in the months from when I… — Chris Gethard Change Copy Share Image
You see people - maybe in a frustrating fashion - that don't get embraced, when they should. You get some people who… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
