What all my favorite comedians have in common is extraordinary honesty. — Chris Gethard Comedians Copy Share Image
If I pretended to be confident all the time, that would just be a lie. — Chris Gethard Confidence Copy Share Image
I can legitimately say without being arrogant that there's probably a stretch where I was one of the better teachers of improv… — Chris Gethard Arrogant Copy Share Image
“As luck would have it, I happened to have a top hat that I previously wore to my junior prom.” — Chris Gethard Prom Copy Share Image
I've said some things on stage where the crowd was like, 'Whoa, that's bad' - and I never say it again because… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
'What if?' is just about the worst question I can ask myself, and I want to avoid it at all costs for… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I will say I miss teaching improv way more than I miss performing improv. — Chris Gethard Education Copy Share Image
The thing that I like about public-access is that I am often in the middle of chaos. — Chris Gethard Access Copy Share Image
Cops are everywhere in New York City. Cars drive by every few minutes. Uniforms stand nonchalantly at street corners. — Chris Gethard City Copy Share Image
When people ask me, 'Why don't you drink?' I usually smile and say 'Because I'm not good at it.' — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I always just try to remind myself, like, at the end of the day, no matter how much pressure it is to… — Chris Gethard Day Copy Share Image
I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
West Orange, where I grew up, is the hometown of Ian Ziering from 'Beverly Hills, 90210,' Scott Wolf from 'Party of Five,'… — Chris Gethard Beverly hills Copy Share Image
I think public access television has more to do with my career than anything else in the world. And that's a system… — Chris Gethard People Copy Share Image
Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I grew up a loser, and I always felt like one, but I turned out pretty okay. I may be living proof… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm ugly per se, but on bad days, I have been told that I look like the monster from… — Chris Gethard Bad day Copy Share Image
New Yorkers will be rude, but at least they do so out of the rationale that everyone around them is always slowing… — Chris Gethard City Copy Share Image
I very classically would go into manic phases, which were as dangerous, if not more so, than the depressed phases, and I… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Both creatively and organizationally, being medicated has helped me immensely. My career did not start until I was medicated. And then I… — Chris Gethard Being me Copy Share Image
Talking about the fact that I get depressed or that I've had some suicidal issues in my life is not easy. I… — Chris Gethard Being a good person Copy Share Image
My medications make me easier to deal with. They don't interfere with my creativity or turn me into a zombie or dull… — Chris Gethard Calm Copy Share Image
In music so many people who have been addicts or suicidal are legends. People have this mentality, still, of thinking that if… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There's a teacher at the Renzo Gracie Academy in New York named John Danaher. He's leading this whole group of fighters named… — Chris Gethard Death Copy Share Image
I think people kind of come up and go, "Why hasn't that person busted out?" Almost always at the end of career,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I will never forget what happened on August 14, 2003. I know the exact sequence of where I was for every moment… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I feel like a lot of performers' worst shows happened in Philly. There's something about that town. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I bet I'm the only person in history who went from being the star of a sitcom to the host of a… — Chris Gethard Access Copy Share Image
Having money didn't make me less of a socially incapable loser; it just made me a socially incapable loser who wasn't in… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
People who get lucky, also tend to be really great looking, which is luck on some level, but it is also just… — Chris Gethard Facts Copy Share Image
I remember the people who mentored me, and I just love being able to do that for other people. — Chris Gethard Being Copy Share Image
Public transportation is like a magnifying glass that shows you civilization up close. — Chris Gethard Civilization Copy Share Image
If you are a New York comedian who knows how to improvise and has glasses, you're going to start getting commercials. — Chris Gethard Comedian Copy Share Image
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want… — Chris Gethard City Copy Share Image
“...beautiful things often happen, and that the most beautiful things are often simple.” — Chris Gethard Beautiful Copy Share Image
The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them." — Chris Gethard Advice Copy Share Image
