Caroline Rhea Quotes

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• My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy,…
• My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.
• You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male...
• Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
• I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.
• I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.
• I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.
• As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.
• Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times:…
• It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.
• You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.
• I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.
• I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.
• I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.
• Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
• I'm so into momminess.
• I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman…
• When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
• Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.
• My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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