If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's… — Caprice Crane Fun Copy Share Image
“I learned to accept my family for who they were and understand that, though they might be limited in certain areas, they… — Caprice Crane Family Copy Share Image
“One moment follows another. Next comes from previous. So you have to stay on your toes. Protect yourself. Listen to that little… — Caprice Crane Good and bad Copy Share Image
“Because I demand to be treated like the unique snowflake I am.” — Caprice Crane Unique Snowflake Copy Share Image
“That red spot!” she says with alarm. “That’s a freckle!” “It wasn’t there before...” she says as she inspects her entire arm.… — Caprice Crane Cute Copy Share Image
When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved — Caprice Crane Believe Copy Share Image
you can have one of mine," he says. "i'll yank one out right now." no, that won't count. It has to be… — Caprice Crane Fall Copy Share Image
All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to… — Caprice Crane Film Copy Share Image
“it's 4:21 am. He's gotta be done having mind-blowing-knock-your-dick-into-your-watch-pocket sex with her, and she's probably spooning with him right now. Ugh, it… — Caprice Crane Right now Copy Share Image
“Thank you,” she says and yanks the pull-tab off the soda can. She takes a big sip and aaahs. Then she takes… — Caprice Crane Affection Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I had a woman ask me what kind of salad dressings we have. I told her we have sesame soy dressing,… — Caprice Crane First time Copy Share Image
“Pygmalion made her; then she kicked him in the nuts, ran away, and developed a personality.” — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
