Brody Jenner

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• I understand that youre in love, BUT, it just sucks when you just flake out on the homies like that. Flake
• Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains. Bet
• I broke my finger. Swear to God. Its broken. Lauren did it. Broke
• Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone calls? Called
• Dude, if you are mad at me for hanging out with Lauren, then that is ridiculous. Its like how long have we been friends for?… Been
• I feel like Im back in high school with this.. how long have I been friends with you? What a little b****. Been
• Spencer broke up with me. Broke
• Him and Heidi, I guess theyre just inseperable and thats all he needs right now. Thats what I feel like. So, now me and Frankie… All
• Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love ya, weve been best friends since we were kids, its… Been
• You tend to see some very interesting things when you go hiking in Malibu. Go
• Not much to do on the boat late night except exchange instagram creeper notes....Why do so many girls on this thing post such scandalous pics?… Boat
• Fuck the mega millions haha false hope...For most. False
• Note to self...Never go on a cruise ship that starts with Costa! Costa
• I say what I feel.. Isn't that what twitter is for? Be yourself. Feel
• Finding a relationship is a lot harder than in the past. People thinking they really know you is hard. They don't know me. They see… Finding
• I wanna meet a girl who has nothing to do with L.A., a nice, normal, real girl. Actually, you know, that's gonna be a component… All
• We started to get into family things and everybody started crying. I'm sitting there and you know when everybody around you is crying, how do… Cry
• It's like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think this is real, but it's not. All
• She's a great kisser. I had to get a couple of kisses during the birthday episode! Birthday

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