Blair Waldorf Quotes

31 quotes in 315 categories

• Destiny is for losers. It's just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen. Action
• Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here. Bitch
• Usually I have a "never say never" policy, but for you I'll make an exception. Exception
• Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. Buy
• I'm not anyone, I'm me. Anyone
• I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the… Along
• The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey. Dan
• Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut. Brown
• My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model. Father
• A woman remembers. Remembers
• I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would be. Amid all the fireworks on Bastille Day, all I… All
• Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined! Already Served
• Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend. Best
• A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound! Ask
• I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO. Cyberspace
• Damn that mother Chucker! Chucker
• Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist. Ever Love
• Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe. American
• Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike. Bike
• Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real. Brain

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