All Bette Midler Quotes
- The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling. Dense
- Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death? Consider
- Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do. Funny
- People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best. Best
- I want it all - and I would like it delivered. All
- After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. Age
- Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't -… Anyone
- I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. Dress
- I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. Always Try
- Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes. Acceptance
- I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say. Always Say
- I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. Bite
- If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? Book
- My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. Chores
- When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. Clock
- I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love… Any
- I never know how much of what I say is true. Altruism
- Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer. Funny
- Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a… Book
- I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. Feel
- I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something. Lady
- I have my standards. They're low, but I have them. Inspirational
- I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are… All
- If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier. Asset
- Find your Light; They can't love you if they can't see you Find