All Berkeley Breathed Quotes
- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Childhood
- Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent… Actual
- Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world. Absolutes
- Such is the nature of comic strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste. Typically, the end result is lazy, rich cartoonists. Cartoonists