Best Ben Aaronovitch Quotes
- Actually I'd always thought he sat in the library with a slim volume of metaphysical poetry until the commissioner called him on the bat phone… Action
- Not being invited in is one of the boxes on the “suspicious behavior” bingo form that every copper carries around in their head along with… Alibi
- The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop Cern
- ...don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and… Ask
- If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it's your safest bet. Advice
- Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored. Answers
- On the plus side, there were no rioters in sight but on the minus side this was probably because everywhere I looked was on fire. Everywhere
- In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold. Book
- It's a sad fact of modern life that if you drive long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind. Behind