I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed your glasses. — Beastie Boys Locker room Copy Share Image
Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno flicks. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
“I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffleball bat.” — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp. — Beastie Boys Dog Copy Share Image
Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth. — Beastie Boys Happiness Copy Share Image
I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border The sheriff's after me for what I did to his… — Beastie Boys Children Copy Share Image
Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a day. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno mag. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image