A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley Alcohol Copy Share Image
There are ten church-members by inheritance for one by conviction. — Austin O'Malley Church Copy Share Image
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
The only thing in the world we really possess is our knowledge of the truth. — Austin O'Malley Knowledge Copy Share Image
An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Take a quart of nature, boil it down to a pint, and the residue is art. — Austin O'Malley Art Copy Share Image
A woman, like a cross-eyed man, looks one way, but goes another--hence her mysteriousness. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image