All Auberon Waugh Quotes
- Judicial execution can never cancel or remove the atrocity it seeks to punish; it can only add a second atrocity to the original one ...… Actual
- It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no one is attracted to a political career in the first place… Attracted
- The two sides of industry have traditionally always regarded each other in Britain with the greatest possible loathing, mistrust and contempt. They are both absolutely… Absolutely
- The main objection to killing people as a punishment...is that killing people is wrong Inspirational
- You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being… Believe
- Unless people are prepared to declare themselves your enemies you have to hunt around for them. Declare
- Now that Mandela has been released from prison we can all admit what has been apparent, that he is not a Tembu tribesman, in fact… Admit
- In their quest for power and self-importance, to compensate for whatever feelings of social inadequacy or sexual insecurity, they (Politicians)are prepared to perpetrate something which… Compensate
- Anyone in England who puts himself forward to be elected to a position of political power is almost bound to be socially or emotionally insecure,… Almost Bound
- Strange how much simple wisdom there is to be found in the deformed head and unprepossessing carcase of your typical London cabbie. Cabbie
- There is an old story about the boy at Eton who committed suicide. The other boys in his house were gathered together and asked if… Any
- When Glenda Jackson reveals that she has never been in a relationship with a man in which he hasn't raised his fists to her, I… Been
- An unemployed electrician,whom I had been taunting with my reminder of how much richer I was, leaned forward and said:'What are your qualifications? I know… All
- I remember also speaking to a reporter on Gay News who enquired about my attitude to Gay Dogs and reassuring him of my compassionate attitude… Among
- Politics, as I never tire of saying, is for social and emotional misfits, handicapped folk, those with a grudge. The purpose of politics is to… Compensate
- The urge to pass new laws must be seen as an illness, not much different from the urge to bite old women. Anyone suspected of… Anyone
- In England, we have a curious institution called the Church of England. Its strength has always been in the fact that on any moral or… Anglican
- Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I am still allowed to exist. All
- Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech. American
- Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law Best
- Politicians can forgive almost anything in the way of abuse; they can forgive subversion, revolution, being contradicted, exposed as liars, even ridiculed, but they can… Abuse
- Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore. Better