Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse,… — Asheya Funny Copy Share Image
THIS IS THE REASON GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE JOGGING PAVEMENTS AND TWERKING THEIR ASS OFF TO GET A ASS LIKE… — Asheya Around the world Copy Share Image
WE ARE THE BEST OF THE BESTS. WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU ARE WE GOT CHEER SPIRIT GO N.G.S.S. CHEER SQUAD IM… — Asheya Best of the best Copy Share Image
It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl,… — Asheya Being a woman Copy Share Image
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible. — Asheya Copy Share Image
Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Boy: No, that's my brother.… — Asheya Brotherhood Copy Share Image
How do you tell a guy thats totally in love with you that you dont like him with out making him feel… — Asheya Boyfriends Copy Share Image
'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. — Asheya Copy Share Image
DONT YOU DARE ASK ME WHATS BEHIND MY BACK BECAUSE THATS THE HATERZ HANG OUT SPOT. — Asheya Bitchy quotes Copy Share Image
Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade. — Asheya Copy Share Image
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME IN FACT , I DONT THINK ABOUT YOU AT ALL — Asheya Bitchy quotes Copy Share Image
WE CANT ALL BE PRINCESSES CAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO CLAP WHEN I GO BY :* — Asheya Bitchy quotes Copy Share Image
LOOK LIKE A WOMAN. ACT LIKE A LADY. THINK LIKE A MAN. AND WORK LIKE A BOSS. — Asheya Copy Share Image