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“I just figured out why someone would want to make the first mirror"' Willow blinks in surprise. That is not what she…

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“No underwear? You’re a horny little thing, aren’t you, Ronnie Lee?” “Never been a big fan of wasting time. Besides. You’re a…

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A Bird Sitting On A Tree Is Not Afraid Of The Branch Breaking Because His Trust Is Not On The Branch But…

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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…

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If you keep picking a scab it will bleed and never heal. If you keep dragging the pain of the past up,…

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You gotta stop dwelling on the past, stop worrying so much about the future and enjoy the present...Be happy NOW!

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Someone just told me that I have a thick skin. I think he just called me fat. What do you think, double…

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I believe our editorial decisions reflected our constant desire to make sure that we fully cover and analyze any issue and give…

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“As C. S. Lewis so famously said in The Screwtape Letters, “There are two equal and opposite errors into which our race…

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Often times we say goodbye to the one we love without wanting to. It doesn't mean that we've stop loving them or…

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“Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse, he…

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Treat a girl average and she'll compare you to every other guy she's known, treat her amazing and she'll forget about every…

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“It didn’t take me long to realize that having ambition in life is good, as long as you got your three meals…

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Now people meet on Skype, get together on Facebook, Cheat on MSN and break-up by text. Soon,we'll get married by bluetooth and…

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If everyone just said the truth.. what they thought then there would be a ton more tears, a ton more heartbreaks, and…

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It's no fun to have HIV even though it's viewed as a chronic, controllable disease. It means being wedded to the health…

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Some womans had cause the addition of a new element to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Women Symbol: Wmn ATOMIC WEIGHT: Don't even…

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When it comes to our own mistakes, we are very good lawyers. but when it comes to other peoples mistakes, we are…

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When it comes to past lovers sometimes it isn't worth trying to show them what they lost or what they could've had.…

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I was taught from a very young age that life is not easy. You have to fight for your dreams and keep…

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You told I was the right one you told me you wouldnt leave youve said so many htings that I believed, but…

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All my life I have placed great store in civility and good manners, practices I find scarce among the often hard-edged, badly…

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Make the most of each day. Live a life you are proud to lead. Make something of yourself. Never waste time being…

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Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that,…

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“We may yet become the first nation to die from a terminal case of frivolity. Other great nations in history have been…

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And it is the Lord, it is Jesus, Who is my judge. Therefore I will try always to think leniently of others,…

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At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons..Today, this kid is called…

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“So different are the colours of life, as we look forward to the future, or backward to the past; and so different…

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“Loyalty and hard work for Wikipedia earn one an authority that transcends anything that mere subject-matter expertise can give you.” Bottom line:…

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Where there is life,there is suffering where there are lessons,there is always growth where there is growth,there is always hope where there…

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It is not much different from a person who goes to the gym to exercise on a regular basis versus someone who…

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Sometimes when you love someone very much, you have to go through every tear, every heartache and every pain. Because in the…

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Sometimes we walk away not because we want others to realize our worth and value, but because we finally realize our own.

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Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however…

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“It is I who remain seated in the heart of all creatures as the inner controller of all; and it is I…

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Cutest story Girl: We are best friends, right? Boy: Yes, of course. Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?…

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“That being said, experiential team exercises can be valuable tools for enhancing teamwork as long as they are layered upon more fundamental…

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Funny, but after trading for more than 15 years, I still am capable of forgetting a cardinal rule: The paper you own,…

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“All propaganda must be popular and its intellectual level must be adjusted to the most limited intelligence among those it is addressed…

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