“Note to self: In your prayers tonight, be sure to thank God for making (a) that unbelievably hot nurse, (b) compression shorts,… — Andrew Smith Lord Copy Share Image
“When I think about my life, I'm always thinking, 'I hope I live long enough to do all the stories I know.'… — Andrew Smith Hope Copy Share Image
“You know, if they ever gave a Nobel Prize for avoiding work, every year some white guy in Iowa would get a… — Andrew Smith Andrew-smith Copy Share Image
“Had (President) Kennedy turned to his advisers and wailed, "What can we beat the Russians at?" and if someone had cried "Backgammon!"… — Andrew Smith Moon Copy Share Image
“Was Apollo worth all the effort and expense? If it had been about the Moon, the answer would be no, but it… — Andrew Smith Apollo Copy Share Image
“There is something inside all boys that drives us to go away again and again and again.” — Andrew Smith Boys Copy Share Image
“Here are five bullets for the boys on the boat. Here is one more for the saint.” — Andrew Smith Boat Copy Share Image
“Robby called me Porcupine because of how I wore my hair. I didn't mind. Everyone else called me Austin. Austin Szerba. It… — Andrew Smith Wore Hair Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.” — Andrew Smith Christmas Copy Share Image
“History does show that nothing means a hell of a lot more than nothing when teenagers talk. In this case, Robby knew… — Andrew Smith Football Copy Share Image
“Okay, well . . . yeah, I didn’t really say “Shut the fuck up,” because I honestly don’t cuss. But I wanted to. I think,… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“They were both so beautiful, and their sound, as we said them to each other above the music, made our chests fill… — Andrew Smith Beauty Copy Share Image
“Seanie's car and I have honestly and openly discussed the matter, and we both enthusiastically granted our consent," I said. "The only… — Andrew Smith Consent Copy Share Image
“I was going to do something I'd never done, and see things I could not understand and never believed existed. This is… — Andrew Smith History Copy Share Image
“The one sure thing about Marbury is that it’s a horrible place. But so is right here, too. And there’s certain benefit… — Andrew Smith Good and evil Copy Share Image
“And then it's always that one word that makes you so different and puts you outside the overlap of everyone else; and… — Andrew Smith Words Copy Share Image
