All Aaron Allston Quotes
- Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. Consists
- There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them. One
- Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to. Inspirational
- Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent. First Refuge
- Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic. Any
- Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it. Definition
- I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart. Actress
- If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain? Domain
- I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it. Content
- The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself. Analysis
- When all else fails, complicate matters All
- The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. Awful
- The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap Answer
- The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends. Always Make
- Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's… Able
- Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me. Ennui
- The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he… Backwards
- No one pays me to be nice. Inspirational
- Life is like an analogy. Analogies
- No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker. Funny
- I don't know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out. Figure
- Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end? Bombs
- There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may… Argument
- Luke, I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarassing way to… Curiosity
- Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia) Distract