Quote by Ashley Edward Miller

“If you’re super tall, don’t be a dick and stand in front of a short person.”

— Siobhan Vivian

“...Heinous Fuckery, most foul!”

— Christopher Moore

“I am short. I am smart. I am strong. I am hilarious!”

— The Thoughtful Beast

“guess i shouldn't be calling you shorty anymore.–Gunny Van Dyke”

— D.J. MacHale

“Life is short. Don't be a turd.”

— Dan Pearce

“Better to stop one paddle short than one too far.”

— Suzanne Woods Fisher

“He’s short, like you.” Uh… Fuck you very much. “I love short guys. So hot and compact. Drives me crazy.” Okay… Fuck me very…

— Nick Pageant

“there are no short-cuts. ”

— Teresa Rose

“Don't drop that dun de dun hey!”

— Maher Osman

“Okay; get out of here. Scram. Farewell . . . Go be short somewhere else.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“And for the record, I'm not short! I'm space-efficient.”

— C.T. Oliver

“long, deep penetration.”

— Richard Peters