Boring Quote by Ardal O'Hanlon

Marriage is when two people are so much in love that they decide to do something about it.

— Cristina Orante

Marriage is an arrangement by which two people start by getting the best out of each other and often end by getting the worst.

— Gerald Brenan

Marriage is a long event of perpetual change in which a man and a woman mutually build up their souls and make themselves whole.

— DH Lawrence

Marriage is a mutual admiration society where one person is always right, the other is the husband.

— Anonymous

Marriage is what happens when one at least of the partners doesn't want the other to get away.

— Fay Weldon

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own.

— Eddie Cantor

Marriage is a wonderful institution that allows two human beings to go through difficulties together that they would never have had if they hadn't…

— Anonymous

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

— Eddie Cantor

Marriage enlarges the scene of our happiness and miseries. A marriage of love is pleasant; a marriage of interest, easy; and a marriage where…

— Joseph Addison

Marriage is a fierce battle before which the two partners ask heaven for its blessing, because loving each other is the most audacious of…

— Honore de Balzac

Marriage Is An Agreement Between Two People To Explore Their Deepest Darkest Sexual Desire, While They Make The World Believe They're Trying To Build…

— Juru Samuels

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

— Paul Reiser