Every day Quote by Anonymous

You think your the bomb? Yes I'm a Grand-mom.

— Mama Jones

Do Mom and Dad know you’re dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I’ll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard.…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm a grandma at heart.

— Anonymous

I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma.

— Edmund Kemper

Every day after work, my mom and I go shopping. My dad is about to kill me. I say, We need it, daddy!

— Miley Cyrus

“It's not a bomb, you ignorant fuck! It's a grenade!”

— Abigail Roux

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.

— Prince William

I told my grandma a long time ago that I was going to take my mom and dad out the hood.

— Young Dolph

I've never seen my dad come home from work and not walk straight to my mom and ask her about her day.

— Brett Young

Oh-do be careful with that! That's my Buddha hand grenade. Twist the head twice and throw it and anyone within ten yards can say…

— Anthony Horowitz

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

— Gary Mule Deer

Does it ever occur to you, Mama, that my grandfather is a lunatic?

— Georgette Heyer