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“I wait for my dad to walk away before pulling back the covers and getting out of bed. Not exactly a Hallmark father-daughter moment. ”

— Alecia Whitaker

That awkward moment when your mom shouts, ''I need to talk to you'' and you think of everything you could have done wrong

— LS

That moment when you hear your mom mention your name on the phone and all you think is what the hell is she saying…

— Itsme867

That awkward moment your dad/stepdad says one word and your mom thinks its something totally perverted and says what she thought he said!

— K Noland

I went down to my baby's house and I sit down on her steps. She said, now come on in now, you know, my…

— Muddy Waters

“It's like she looks at me and only sees what she wants to see. My father looks at me and sees only what he…

— Heather Henson

That awkward moment when your having sex & your parents walk in.

— Anonymous

“She called it baggage. "You're scared to open your suitcases and see what your mother packed.”

— A.S. King

“Will I be some kid’s dad one day? Are any future people lurking deep inside mine?...Which girl’s carrying the other half of my kid,…

— David Mitchell

That moment when your parent walks into your room when you're about to talk about something you got away with...

— Jerett Parker

“It becomes one of those defining moments in your life, when your mother does that”

— Melina Marchetta

“She said, 'There's no mystery to keeping a man.' She dabbed at my lipstick with a tissue she had been holding, folded, in the…

— Roxane Gay