Email Quote by Anonymous

People always tell me that everything I say sounds sarcastic, even when I'm trying to have a serious conversation.

— Richard Bacon

Do not fear being sarcastic because at worst the smart ones will get annoyed and the dumb will take it as a compliment

— Juju

“never use sarcasm in an email”

— Matthew Lasar

I've just got to remind myself that it's hard to express tone and sarcasm and stuff through text.

— Kyle Larson

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.

— Sasha Grey

You do realize that I'm a sarcastic being and half of my texts aren't really what they seem, right? Oh, no? Sweet.

— Taissa Farmiga

I'm sarcastic & I have a smart a* attitude! It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity, and I don't give a f**…

— Anonymous

I think you misinterpreted the tone of my email.

— Anonymous

E-mail has some magical ability to turn off the politeness gene in a human being.

— Jeff Bezos

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

— Megan Fox

I get lots of letters, and I reply to them all personally.

— June Brown

Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I was programmed.

— Hussein Nishah