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A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."

— Franz Kafka

How long it takes to write a book depends on its length.

— Walter Jon Williams

A lawyer's brief will be brief, before a freethinker thinks freely.

— Augustus William Hare

A piece of writing takes exactly as long as it needs to be done right.

— Norma Fox Mazer

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

— Will Rogers

The scope of what I have to say determines the length of what I write.

— Edward M. Lerner

When you file an amicus brief, and you represent a state, the court reads your brief. It is a powerful position to make the…

— Ken Cuccinelli

If you write a written book, you're gonna get slowed up by lawyers wanting to see what you say about this person, that person…

— Jimmy Page

It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head. So the writer…

— Dr. Seuss

Normally, I spend a week on the outline and take two weeks to write the book.

— R. L. Stine

They write them long because they can't write them short.

— Raymond Chandler

The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give…

— Will Rogers