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Barbecue Quote by Anonymous

“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.”

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