Bakers Quote by Anonymous

My biggest opponent was 'me.'

— Jay-Jay Okocha

“I can't be a cream puff.”

— Buddy Valastro

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

— Madonna Ciccone

When I played Bobby Fischer, my opponent fought against organizations - the television producers and the match organizers. But he never fought against me…

— Boris Spassky

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the…

— Noel Fielding

Started off makin ounce moves. Was invited to a dinner with the Council Two-piece, black rose on my brown suit.

— Vado

Down at Bournemouth, I kicked a tray of cups up into air, and one hit Luther Blissett on the head. He flicked it on,…

— Harry Redknapp

Political rivals attacked me. I was savagely beaten. I was kicked in the face and I lost my eye as a result.

— Jean-Marie Le Pen

I won a prize for 'best sponge cake' at the Clacton Festival 2005. Having said that, I was only up against three other cakes.

— Victoria Coren Mitchell

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!

— Anonymous

I also told them of the manner in which I had been knocked down and dragged out, and that I didn't consider it a…

— Davy Crockett

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

— Rodney Dangerfield